Original Gangsta
Stop. Please.
On the phone
Me: Shine On Tattoo
Customer: Um, how much would it be for a medium size tattoo of a name be?
Me: I have no idea what your definition of "medium size" is.
Customer: Uh, it's between small and large!
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    Me: Shine On Tattoo
  3. idaforsure said: “Ah okay, then it’s gonna end up somewhere between small and large money.”
  4. xsouthofheavenx said: BRILLIANT!
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