I was making coffee and saw a lady mallard pacing around my driveway. I went to see what she was up to, and I found her babies in the storm sewer! I called the town and they took their sweet time getting out there. Turns out when ducks are in trouble, I have super strength. So I took off the sewer cover using my super duck saving power and started taking ducklings out. We saved 8 ducks in all. They ended up swimming farther into the sewer so the town guy opened a grate in nt neighbor’s yard and scooped the last 3 out with a bucket. So now I’m queen of the ducks.
Yesterday I had over an hour to wait to catch my train, so I went to Macys & rode the escalators all the way up to the eighth floor. The height made me dizzy.
Finally bought this dress. It was $15. I don’t know if I’m wearing it to the banquet, but I’m pleased with my purchase.
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Brunch outfit
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Toes are ghetto fab and ready for the beach tomorrow!
#LUSH heaven! 💝🍥 (Taken with instagram)
Oh dude. Headed to Lush tomorrow. SO EXCITED!
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