January 2012
el-nubster asked: good oh my god ? or no?
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I’m headed out to get shitfaced and show my tits to everyone and fuck lots of strangers and get roofied, and I plan to end up puking and crying until the wee hours of the morning!
Just kidding, I’m having my friends Josh and Nicole and their son over for dinner. We are going to make dinner and play board games. I should be asleep by 1am.
December 2011
cosmo tip #126
expertcosmotips:
catch him off guard and do something unconventional when the clock strikes twelve this new years eve. look him deep into his eyes and scream “I WAS BORN WITH TWO BUTTHOLES” at the top of your lungs. this will make him realize you’re not like other girls and he will fall deeply in love with you
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I love the dude at the Chinese restaurant I go to. Today we had a conversation about the finer points of over-communication and the downfalls of information overload.
what a wiener
The tattoo artist who screamed at me yesterday just “apologized” to me. And by “apologized” I mean he said he was sorry he yelled at me but I was being a bitch. The boss lady told him if he yelled like that in front of customers again he would be fired. This is the ninth time he’s done it, the second at my expense. I told him that we always joke like that, and I...
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jesspsycho asked: hahaaha, thats really awesome, pizza with art notes. i cant wait to see ur box!
I changed my background to unicorns. You should probably check it out.
BVLA y u no open today???!!!
I woke up excited to order jewelry today. Like, literally woke up and was all, ‘OMG special order day!’
I am ordering some sweet nostril jewelry as special orders for customers and some for the shop, and their delightful snowflake threaded end in white gold with a CZ for my philtrum. I want it in me now. Yep.
*sigh* Monday it is, hopefully.
Rad. Now one of the artists is being a fucking bitch and screaming at me for no reason. He said I “had an attitude” about changing the radio station, which I was literally getting up to change as he asked me to do it, and I said “Yeah.” He said I’ve had an attitude all week. We worked together yesterday and today. Yesterday we were both busy and we didn’t...
Killing ‘em with kindness. That’s how I say ‘fuck you.’
Annnnnnnnd I’m pissed. My ex is apparently trying to make me miserable. He broke up with me, so I shouldn’t be left out because he can’t fucking handle seeing me. Boys are dumb. Fuck errrrbody.
Within My Skin: thereswimsaswan: I wish more girls... →
thereswimsaswan:
I wish more girls would realize how beautiful they are, and that there are so many ways to be drop dead gorgeous.
You’re beautiful, there is no reason to hide behind some of the things you hide behind.
Love yourself, not because you look “beautiful” with the fake lashes,…
This is why I don’t wear makeup, get my nails done, or dye my hair. I adorn myself; I do...
